What? A Pest In the Nest!

Okay, you stupid squirrel. You don't get to "decide" to hang with us. You are a rat with fur. You drink my water, eat my food and generally take my delicious acorns from the trees before they fall to the ground for me!

Don't unpack. Until there is an association for squirrel improvement, you have no vote, no options should I decide to move you along.

Let this serve as warning. Leave my acorns alone or face an uncertain future.

Puck

By the way, hope everyone enjoys my quickly evolving antlers. Pretty soon I'll start shedding the velvet and they will be honed to perfection. Perhaps I'll sharpen them on that pesky squirrel!