It's Raining Corn

I stand still and it rains corn all over me! I think I'm big enough that the Humans can see me, yet they seem to always hit me with that corn. Do they think I won't get any? Uh, perhaps that is the issue for my son #14, but not an issue for me. I simply walk up and let my antlers do my talking. Those silly girls just move right out of my way. Hey, I'm big, I'm cool, I know. So, Humans, see me? I'm big. You don't need to throw it at me...I'll make sure and get plenty!

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