King of WHAT?!

Puck, king of this, king of that. I have had enough of this 'I'm the king' nonsense. I'm younger, I'm bigger (well, I'm working on it) and I have bigger, meaner antlers underway. Just ask my girls, they'll tell you. Read my reviews:
"That Falstaff has quite a set of antlers. He's my hero!" signed, Licorice

See? I'm a coming and Puck-meister, you better be a watchin'!

Falstaff, #2 working harder to be #1!