Falstaff Keeps Growing

Well, I hear Puck-this and Puck-that, so once again it falls to me to point out just how fabulous I'm doing for a young buck. I'm starting my G2's now, and yes, I know Puck has already done that, in fact, he's on his G3's and his brow tines are splitting...oh, please. He's three years older than me, what do you expect? But, I think Indigo and Cayenne are impressed. They like to admire them. I've seen them watching me. In fact, I've noticed Nutmeg across the way over in The Four Seasons watching me too. She shouldn't have been so mean to Pepper and she could've stayed with me, but alas, she is just too prissy.

So, while I retire to a shady spot, you can enjoy my profile.

Sir John Falstaff