Antler Free

I'm antler free and the countdown begins anew! What will 2007 bring on the antler scene. Time to start watching again.

Now, I've been antler free since mid-February, but just now got around to posting. I've had lots to do with all the rain we've had around here, watching the human move the young ones on to new pens...the boys to La Quinta and the girls to The Ritz. And, now the girls have been sent to The Sheraton. Less upscale. Basically, a 2-hoof establishment, but there is work taking place in their highbrow home that required the move. Soon, they'll be moving back to their 4-hoof pad with all the glamour of living behind the humans, who will also be moving in soon. What a change that will be. No more freedom. We will soon be living under the watchful eye of the humans full time. Oh boy, what fun can that be!

Enough for now. Time to enjoy the evening with my ladies!

Puck

A Sloppy Season

SIS Ranch may look like a swamp, but deer do live here. Just occasionally we move to higher ground. Now, our human doesn't really get an option. He wants to supply our snacks...he gets to walk thru the slop!!

Happy swamp walking!

The Girls at SIS Ranch

Uh, Excuse Me!

I am not one to really offer much in the way of comments on this deer blog thing, however, first I hear cows, silly little cows, have taken over, then I hear that brat Falstaff indicates the site is his!! Oh deer. First, it is called Those SIS Ranch Girls, and the last I looked that did not include Falstaff or those beastly bovines.

I find all this rather rediculous, and certainly beneath a lady of my stature to take my precious time to correct, however, stupidity must not be ignored from boys or bovines.

Anise

Uh, What?

Did I hear some mo-o-v-e-ment from the peanut gallery over there?

We have no intention of letting you fat, slobbery things take over our blog. We have had plenty to say, however, it is a busy time for Puck and I and without our inspiring thoughts the girls just don't have much to chat about.

So, move back to your pasture where you belong. Falstaff is BACK in TOWN!

Hello, Deer Fans!

Expecting to see deer? Well, guess again city folk. We ain't no stinkin' deer. We are cows. You know, cows, the kind that have been getting all that bad press lately for causing the highest level of pollutants affecting our world's atmosphere. Well, we have decided that since the deer have been rather silent, we'd take over and get a few things straight.

• We are too cute to be a pollutant.
• We provide food, shelter and those fabulous Manolo Blahnicks!
• We keep the grass down so you folks don't get attacked by snakes....or, lions
• We offer beverages that are great with cookies!!

So, since those fancy, schmancy, SIS Ranch deer have been too busy signing autographs since appearing in some national magazine, to talk to you, we'd take over. From now on you'll be reading about....
THE BOVINE BEAUTIES.

That's right, we have plenty to say and you will soon learn more about the wonderful world of cows. Forget those deer, they got nothin' to say.

Bo-o-o to deer! Moo-ve over Puck!

Signed,
Barb, Bette & Beverly