Hello, Deer Fans!

Expecting to see deer? Well, guess again city folk. We ain't no stinkin' deer. We are cows. You know, cows, the kind that have been getting all that bad press lately for causing the highest level of pollutants affecting our world's atmosphere. Well, we have decided that since the deer have been rather silent, we'd take over and get a few things straight.

• We are too cute to be a pollutant.
• We provide food, shelter and those fabulous Manolo Blahnicks!
• We keep the grass down so you folks don't get attacked by snakes....or, lions
• We offer beverages that are great with cookies!!

So, since those fancy, schmancy, SIS Ranch deer have been too busy signing autographs since appearing in some national magazine, to talk to you, we'd take over. From now on you'll be reading about....
THE BOVINE BEAUTIES.

That's right, we have plenty to say and you will soon learn more about the wonderful world of cows. Forget those deer, they got nothin' to say.

Bo-o-o to deer! Moo-ve over Puck!

Signed,
Barb, Bette & Beverly